I love to write write write!

The only thing that feels as good as a joke crushing is the moment it hurtles out of the chaos of the cosmos, pierces your skull and explodes in your mind.  That frantic friction of the pen on the page as the raw idea skips hops and jumps from synapse to synapse and translates to motion; the oozing of emotion from the tip of the Bic.

Inspired by the late great Mitch Hedberg, I present to ya'll some of my unfiltered writing:

Cheap thrills! Lightning strikes, ink spills, you chop and workshop, then POW! The joke kills!